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Tiger’s Bogey hole (or two so it seems)

Who would have thought it?

So it seems Tiger Woods has been enjoying a tour or two of his own recently and allegedly playing away from home confines and upsetting wife Elin Nordgren.

Hit by the news Nordgren decided to play a par-two on Tiger’s SUV with a three iron (unconfirmed) while a fire hydrant looked like it had been on a fourball with John Daly.

The whole thing is messier than Katie Price’s love life, and possibly underwear (again, unconfirmed).

So what’s this got to do with drunk celebrities?

Beats the hell out of me, but surely having Tiger Woods, Jordan and a smattering of adultery in the same few sentences should get someone interested.

Speaking of messy underwear (unconfirmed again, or maybe just wishful thinking) does Lady Ga Ga – Blah Blah merit all this attention?

I can’t make my my mind up.

Sure, her new video features some red get-up that’s shorter than a pygmy’s genitals and tighter than a gnat’s chuff.
I’d like to see her prance around like that after 12 pints and a kebab.
Actually, I’d like to see her at the 19th hole with Megan Fox, Kylie Minogue and a takeaway tub of syrup but that’s another story.
Anyway, I’m undecided and my underwear’s staying clean – for now anyway.

In the meantime, as Elin might have said, Foooooooorrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Rob Bore

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