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		<title>Win A Grand plus Guaranteed Weekly Cash Prizes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:04:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you like to predict the latest football scores with your mates in the pub?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you like to predict the latest football scores with your mates in the pub?</p>
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<p>You can play for free. If you win the grand, you&#8217;ll have bragging rights for weeks but the beers will be on you!</p>
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		<title>Scotty Nguyen &#8211; more of a gambler on camera?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:41:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scotty Nguyen is famous in the poker world for his graciousness in signing autographs and posing for photos with fans, but the poker superstar is also well-known for his love of enjoying adult beverages while playing poker at the tables. That can be a double-edged sword, as far as a drunk Scotty being a fun, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.pokerlistings.com/poker-player_scotty-nguyen">Scotty Nguyen</a> is famous in the poker world for his graciousness in signing autographs and posing for photos with fans, but the poker superstar is also well-known for his love of enjoying adult beverages while <a href="http://www.pokerlistings.com/play-poker">playing poker</a> at the tables. That can be a double-edged sword, as far as a drunk Scotty being a fun, enjoyable table mate when he&#8217;s winning, or quickly morphing into mean Scotty if the cards aren&#8217;t falling his way. Both sides of drunk Scotty were on display at the 2008 WSOP when he won the $50,000 H.O.R.S.E event, collecting nearly $2 million for the win but not making many friends with much of his behavior at the final table.</p>
<p>While Scotty was on his best behavior during the 2009 WSOP, it didn&#8217;t stop him from making some outrageous claims before the action got underway, including vowing that he&#8217;d quit playing poker entirely if he didn&#8217;t win $4 million in total winnings during the 2009 WSOP. He fell way, way short of that goal, cashing just once for a little over $33,000, but somehow we doubt we&#8217;ve seen the last of Scotty Nguyen at the WSOP.</p>
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		<title>Blackjack &#8211; How I Win Blind Drunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 14:15:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love gambling at the casino when drunk. Not drunk, so that drinks and chips are being spilt. But a nice drunk, where the alcohol lets you play text book blackjack with your heart and not your head.
It&#8217;s not easy doubling down a £40 bet when the dealer shows a ten but sometimes that&#8217;s the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love gambling at the casino when drunk. Not drunk, so that drinks and chips are being spilt. But a nice drunk, where the alcohol lets you play text book <a title="Play Blackjack Online" href="http://clkuk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=17183&amp;a=96945&amp;g=16655456">blackjack</a> with your heart and not your head.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not easy doubling down a £40 bet when the dealer shows a ten but sometimes that&#8217;s the only way you can beat the casino. And once you&#8217;ve got a system that suits your play, it is easy to follow it no matter how many Jack Daniel&#8217;s have been drunk.</p>
<p>At <a title="Play Blackjack Online" href="http://clkuk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=17183&amp;a=96945&amp;g=16655456">blackjack</a> I&#8217;ve found a pattern of play that works best for me and my pocket. Playing £5 per hand I typically walk away from the table with between £200 and £400 in chips.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s how &#8230;</p>
<p><strong>CASH IN POCKET</strong></p>
<p>I accept that to make that profit I have to start with a loss. So I play a £5 game and change £40 of cash into chips. It is not uncommon for me to have to do this three or four times at the start of the night. So I have £300 available. Some money for the game, some for drinks and money to get home, if it all goes badly wrong.</p>
<p><strong>OTHER PLAYERS</strong></p>
<p>Before I play I watch one or two games to checkout the players on the table. This is really important as you need to know if there are players who will take a card when they shouldn&#8217;t, such as splitting tens or not doubling when they should, when they have two fives. Their decisions will affect the dealers card and therefore your chance of beating the dealer.</p>
<p><strong>PICK A SEAT WISELY</strong></p>
<p>So if there&#8217;s a player who looks poor I&#8217;ll sit to their left. I don&#8217;t like sitting on the very far left seat as I&#8217;ve found that I feel obliged to take cards that I&#8217;d prefer to stand on &#8211; but I often do as it gives an air of status to the other players, that you know what you&#8217;re doing.</p>
<p>If you sit in the far left seat and don&#8217;t play textbook blackjack, expect to hear a lot of huffing and puffing and receive some glares.</p>
<p>My most profitable seat is one in from the left (right to the dealer).</p>
<p><strong>£5 GAME</strong></p>
<p>Even if it&#8217;s a £2 table I play a £5 game. I play one box and don&#8217;t play the extra options, such as gambling that you&#8217;ll receive a perfect pair or a flush will be dealt with your two cards and the dealers one. You can get 30/1 for a perfect pair, ie if you&#8217;re dealt 8 clubs and 8 clubs &#8211; but do you see that often enough to justify it? I don&#8217;t.</p>
<p><strong>WON A HAND</strong></p>
<p>OK, I&#8217;ve played my first £5 hand and fortunately I&#8217;ve won. Now for the next hand I can bet £5 again, double it or take the money and run. I bet £10 but it&#8217;s not considered a double bet. I&#8217;ve increased my bet by my unit stake which is £5.</p>
<p>With £10 on my second played hand I win again. Great start. The dealer passes £10 of chips over and I now have £20 in the box.</p>
<p>For the third game, I increase my bet by another £5. So I take £5 from the box, put it back on my own chip pile and now have £15 riding on my cards.</p>
<p><strong>THE £15 MOST IMPORTANT BET</p>
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<p>This £15 bet is the most important. If I win I am in profit and can continue to play for free with the casino&#8217;s chips. If I lose I am even. It would be a shame to be even after winning the first two hands. Here are two scenarios:</p>
<p><strong>THE £15 BET LOSES</p>
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<p>The third game is played but the dealer wins and takes away the £15 in chips. At this point, there&#8217;s been no gain nor loss after winning £5 + £10 but then losing £15.</p>
<p>Now, it&#8217;s time to start again. You don&#8217;t continue betting £15 or even £30 to chase what has gone before. It&#8217;s back to betting £5 again and repeating the process.</p>
<p><strong>THE £15 BET WINS</strong></p>
<p>You&#8217;ve got three £5 chips piled in the box and the dealt cards are good and the dealer busts. You&#8217;ve just won £15 and now have £30 of chips in the box.</p>
<p>For the fourth hand, take £10 of chips away from the box and get ready to bet £20 on the next hand.</p>
<p>£20 is a significant amount to bet when you only want to play with £5 but look at it as a free bet. You see you&#8217;ve won £30 now, from £5 + £10 + £15. If you bet this £20 and lose you&#8217;ve still made a £10 profit.</p>
<p>And if you bet the £20 and win, well it gets really interesting and the dealer will start to get twitchy.</p>
<p><strong>THE £20 BET WINS</strong></p>
<p>With the £20 bet winning, you&#8217;re now in a very strong position. No matter what happens now there really is no need for you to walk away from the casino with a loss.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve not only got a profit but it&#8217;s exponentially increasing at a pace that you&#8217;d not achieve if you&#8217;d stayed with £5 bets all evening.</p>
<p>At this point £5+£10+£15+£20 = £50 is available to play with. The next bet is going to be £25.</p>
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<p><strong>YOU WILL LOSE AN EXPENSIVE HAND</strong></p>
<p>Playing this system it is a fact that you will lose a hand. You have to and it may involve a lot of money but the money that has been accumulated from the previous hands is profit and so it&#8217;s therefore affordable.</p>
<p>My best run of winning blackjack hands back-to-back is a staggering 12. So I won my 12th hand in the winning run but lost my thirteenth.</p>
<p>So at this point, on my 12th hand I was betting £60</p>
<p>5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5 = £60</p>
<p>I won it and received £60 back, so had £120 in front.</p>
<p>For the 13th hand I bet £65.</p>
<p>5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5 = £65</p>
<p>I lost. I lost £65! Wow. That&#8217;s a lot of money to gamble and lose. But if you look, that £65 bet was offset by the £60 received in the previous hand, so look at it as a £5 bet. And you&#8217;ve not lost the lot, over the previous 12 hands, this was won &#8230;</p>
<p>5+10+15+20+25+30+35+40+45+50+55+60 = £390</p>
<p>Having lost, the next hand was played with one £5 chip and the process starts again.</p>
<p><strong>DOUBLE DOUBLE:</strong></p>
<p>Doubling cards is the most important tactic to boost your chips. I&#8217;m fortunate that my local casino allows players to double on any two cards. Some casinos only allow it if you have 9, a ten or Ace.</p>
<p>When the opportunity arises to make a profitable double you have to take it. Here&#8217;s some scenarios based on what&#8217;s dealt to you &#8230;</p>
<p><strong>ELEVEN:</strong> Double the bet if the dealer has anything but an Ace. Yes, even if the dealer has a Ten. Get it doubled.</p>
<p><strong>TEN:</strong> Double a Ten unless the dealer has Ten or Ace.</p>
<p><strong>NINE:</strong> Double a 9, only if the dealer has 3, 4, 5 or 6. If the dealer has a 2 don&#8217;t think this is good. It&#8217;s a very tricky card to beat and so best not be too aggressive against it. If the dealer has a 7, 8, 9, Ten or Ace then assume they&#8217;re going to hit another Ten to complete their hand.</p>
<p><strong>EIGHT OR LESS</strong>: Hit with an eight or less. You may be tempted to double against a low picture card if you have an 8 but keep your options open to take another card.</p>
<p><strong>SPLITTING:</strong></p>
<p>I sometimes get my splitting techniques a bit wrong but here&#8217;s my general guidance.</p>
<p><strong>TENS</strong>: Never split Tens. I repeat, never split Tens. I know it looks like you can win two hands but you already have one very very strong hand. Why waste it? If you have two fives then don&#8217;t split but double.</p>
<p><strong>ACES &amp; EIGHTS</strong>: Always split Aces and Eights. Even if the dealer is showing an Ace or a Ten. I assume it&#8217;s best to split two eights as keeping 16 wouldn&#8217;t be profitable at all. When I played in Macau I split my eights on my first hand and another eight appeared, then another. So I&#8217;d emptied my wallet on my very first hand. Fortunately for me, the dealer bust and I won four hands.</p>
<p>More recently I split Aces when the dealer also showed an Ace and by this point my stake was at £25. So I split and another Ace was dealt to me, which I was allowed to bet on. So I had £75 staked againt an ace. I hit two blackjacks and won two of the three hands.</p>
<p>£25+£25+£25 = £75 staked</p>
<p>(£25+£25)+(£25+£25)+(£0)= £100 returned</p>
<p>For reference, for the next hand the stake was £30.</p>
<p><strong>FOURS</strong>: Never split them, not even against a poor dealer card. Assume it&#8217;s more beneficial to try and hit 18 than busting twice with two fours.</p>
<p><strong>DEALERS CARD</strong>: As a general rule of thumb, be afraid if the dealer shows a Ten or an Ace. If the dealer has 4, 5, or 6 play on the assumption that they are going to bust and exploit that as best you can. If the dealer has a 2 or 3 don&#8217;t be deceived, they&#8217;ve got a lot of chance to get a great hand.</p>
<p><strong>BE BRAVE:</strong></p>
<p>Finally be brave and enjoy yourself. Playing with my method of increasing your bet by a £5 unit steak with each win and doubling at the right opportunity can very quickly turn your pile of £5 chips into piles of £25 chips and £100 chips.</p>
<p>However, it does get scary. If you&#8217;ve won your seventh hand on the bounce and in the eighth you&#8217;re dealt Ten against a dealers 9, you may not want to double and just want to hit. Be brave. If you win £160 will be returned.</p>
<p>Initial: 5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5 = £40</p>
<p>Double: Initial £40 + £40 = £80</p>
<p>When I&#8217;ve got a lot of money at stake during a good run and I&#8217;ve been dealt 16 against a dealers 7 or 8, I often back-off and stand in the hope that the dealer will get a poor card and then a Ten to bust. I often wince when I see a card 5 or lower being turned next.</p>
<p><strong>HAVE FUN</strong>:</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve found that when I&#8217;m on a winning streak like those described above then typically I&#8217;ve a little audience watching the game. In Macau I got high fived when I left the casino. In Leeds, I make do with some friendly banter. Tip and smile with the dealers.</p>
<p><a href="http://clkuk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=17183&amp;a=96945&amp;g=16655456">Blackjack</a> players will ask you what they should do with their cards as they don&#8217;t want to make the wrong decision for their own but also my own run. So if that opportunity is there take it and have a friendly chat with them.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t give other players grief if they make some awful decisions either. Just sit to their left and allow them to play whilst drunk.</p>
<p><strong>PRACTICE TO PERFECTION</strong>:</p>
<p>Most casinos now have blackjack and roulette tables where you can play for pennies and a dealer shows you the tips and tricks. It&#8217;s in their interests that you&#8217;re enjoying yourself and feel comfortable.</p>
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<p>I hope you&#8217;ve found this post useful. You can find me on <a href="http://www.twitter.com/befuddle">Twitter</a> at <a href="http://www.twitter.com/befuddle">http://twitter.com/befuddle</a>, where I generally update from the casino at the weekend.</p>
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