Jokes Index

Affair
... A guy storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got! I'm so pissed I can't even see straight!" ... I WANT MORE

Ballerina
... This big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big, hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?" ... I WANT MORE

Cocktail ...
... There's this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour, then, this big trouble-maker truck driver steps next to him, and drinks what he was staring at. The poor man starts crying ... I WANT MORE

Decoy ...
... One night this police officer was staking out a particular rowdy pub for possible violations of the drink driving laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the pub, trip on the kerb and try his keys on five different motor vehicles before he found his own ... I WANT MORE

Fishing ...
... Bill and Ben, two avid fisherman and well-known drunks, were out in a boat on their favourite lake one day drowning some worms and polishing off some brews. Suddenly, Bill got what he thought was a nibble ... I WANT MORE

Girls Night Out ...
... The other day, my friends and I went to a "Ladies Night Club". One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill ... I WANT MORE

Hen Pecked ...
... Three hen pecked husbands are sitting in a bar complaining about their nagging wives when the barmaid bets all three of them £100 that they can't do exactly what their wives tell them to do over the next week ... I WANT MORE

Koala ...
... A prostitute walks into a bar. She spots a koala bear sitting at the end of the bar. After a little small-talk and flirting, the koala bear goes home with her. They frolic all night long. The next morning, the koala gets up and wanders towards the door ... I WANT MORE